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During our wanderings through the spaces of the Internet we have found out the following pages, which, probably, will be interesting and for you also:

poetry and songs:

http://rpo.library.utoronto.ca - Representative Poetry Online
http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/ minstrels/index.html - miscellaneous poems of many authors
http://www.emule.com/poetry/ - thousands of classical poems, an educational resource to aid students, educators, and the curious
http://librivox.org/newcatalog/ search.php?cat=Poetry - human-read audio books: poetry
http://ingeb.org - mostly German and English folk songs, texts and melodies
pictures, photos and cards:

http://www.organicpork.co.uk/ The herd.htm - our new-year pigs are delivered directly from there
jokes and anecdotes:

http://www.jokes.net - very nice jokes
http://commonplacebook.com - a lot of wonderful one-liners and aphorisms
http://www.workjoke.com - a big collection of professional jokes about programmers, mathematicians, engineers, lawyers, accountants, managers etc.
http://www.corsinet.com - not too bad jokes here, also

!   Please, keep it in mind, that the content of some materials, placed on the given pages, may prove to be insulting for you. And do not forget (as usual in the Internet) to be armed with anti-virus program, firewall and antispyware.

Useful links:

http://www.filehippo.com - not a very big one, but a great place for useful freeware downloads, very convenient
http://www.tucows.com - freeware and shareware
http://www.klitetools.com - here you will also find a lot of useful freeware-programs
http://www.mozilla.com - the home-page of Firefox, one of the best browsers, and of Thunderbird, a post client (both are freeware)
http://www.free-av.com - German anti-virus program, freeware
http://www.free-webhosts.com - a list and reviews of free web-hostings
http://en.wikipedia.org - a free multilingual encyclopedia, in which each can create, change or supplement any article
http://bbc.co.uk - BBC news
http://www.voanews.com - Voice of America, news and information
http://www.gutenberg.org - free e-texts and audio books, human-read and computer-generated
http://librivox.org - free audio books, human-read
http://ingeb.org - folk songs, German and English
http://www.the-underdogs.info - freeware games, some of them are just brilliant
http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/ - learning languages with BBC

Welcome to the site of the Community of the CDP!

How to make our life better, our streets cleaner, our thoughts brighter?

Every man in the certain periods of his life has various questions, both of the philosophical and of the common, everyday character. And the thoughts of this man, his mood, attitude to himself and to the surrounding people, and, at last, his whole life frequently depends on the answers to these questions.
So, in the part "NOTES", where the materials reflecting various aspects of our existence are published, there are some answers to similar questions. And, who knows, maybe, some of them are correct?
The headers of the other sections of this page speak for themselves. Our favorite jokes and anecdotes, pictures, photos and cards, poetry and songs, freeware games were assembled here,too.
Pay attention and to our THEMATIC LINKS at the right part of screen. We've chosen the most appropriate sites (from our point of view), with minimum of pop-ups and the least irritating advertising content.
The given part of the site is planned to be updated monthly. So look in periodically.
You can fill up our collection. Our request is to refrain from unprintable or rough language (especially, out of place:o). The selection of the materials will be carried out by the administration of the Conservative Development Party.

We're looking forward to hearing from you!

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Humorous poetry:

  • Limericks by H. G. Wells, Gelett Burgess, J. W. Wells, Edward Lear, unknown;
  • Clerihews by Michael Curl, Edmund Clerihew Bentley, Louis Untermeyer, W. H. Auden, Paul Horgan, Brian Leftow, Henry Taylor, Phyllis Oder;
  • Miscellaneous humorous poetry (Jokes in Poetic Form):
    • Ogden Nash: Common Sense, Reflections on Ice-Breaking, The Fly, Candy is dandy;
    • Gelett Burgess: The Purple Cow, The Purple Cow: Suite;
    • Jonathan Swift: Verses on the Death of Dr. Swift, D.S.P.D.;
    • Hillaire Belloc: Is there any reward?

Songs - texts:

Melodies: only in the flash-version of the page.

Our Gallery (also in the flash-version of the page) and other pictures:

  • short jokes on programming and computing;
  • Q&A;
  • funny and wisdom One-liners:
    • everyday truth;
    • questions;
    • things to remember.

Freeware games:

Our review, screenshots, download links, flash-games. Only in the flash-version of the page.
  • Actions:
    • Head over Heels by Retrospec;
  • Adventures:
    • Imogen - Ovine by Design;
  • Puzzles:
    • Stroke by Birdman;
  • RPGs:
    • the Spirit Engine by Mark Pay.
  • Puzzles:
    • Stroke by Birdman;
  • Flash-games:
    • Puzzle.
Contact information: Chairman of the CDP: Alex A. Soubbotin. — Telephone: 765-4845. — E-mail: Alex@Soubbotin.com.